How To Be A Creepy Clown

If this clown started chasing after you, what would you do?

If you said you'd scream and throw your shoe at it, me too!

I do not like clowns. You don't know what's going on under that makeup.

Naturally, my daughter decided she wanted to be a clown for Halloween. "A creepy one," she added, just in case she thought I'd start looking for happy clown costumes. But even the happy clowns make me nervous.

"Don't you want to be something....friendlier?" I suggested.

She shook her head firmly.

I mean, I guess I should have known this was coming. Last year she was the marionette from Five Nights At Freddy's.

We looked at Spirit Halloween, and Natalie found one she liked.

Yes, she was channeling Pennywise from It, hence the three red balloons. Have you seen the new movie? I have not. I'm a chicken. My daughter, however, wants to see it. She doesn't scare easily.

Hence the costume.

She likes to freak me out in the costume by chasing me around. I'm all, "Please don't touch me when you're dressed like that. You're frightening Mommy."

"If you come with me, you'll float too."

"No thanks, Natalie."




I might be afraid of clowns, but my daughter isn't.

Are you afraid of clowns?