Why My Husband And I Could Never Lip Sync Love Is An Open Door From Frozen

Have you seen the video of the parents singing Love Is An Open Door from the movie Frozen?

No?

Well, here it is.



I would love to do something like that with my husband.

But it'll never happen.

Why?

For starters, I have no rhythm. I cannot sing, or lip sync properly. When I do, someone usually does this:

My husband is not what you'd call an....expressive man. His face usually looks like this:

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A lot of people have come up to me and whispered, "Why is your husband so upset?" and I explain, "He's not. That's just his face." Maybe it's the soldier in him. I don't know. But he would not be able to have all the expressions the dad does in the video.

Natalie would not just sit back and do her own thing like the kid in the video. In fact, Natalie was like, "Why is that girl not joining in? Why is she just SITTING THERE?" Natalie would be like:

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She'd totally take over the video. There's no silencing her when a Disney soundtrack comes on. (Or Wicked. She'd be jamming with Winston in the above gif. She loves Wicked.)


My hair usually looks like this. I don't have the hair or head for hats or a cute bow thing like that woman is wearing.

A flower hair bow thing would not look good on that hair. It just wouldn't. And also? I don't own cute shirts like the one she has. Many of my shirts say things like this:

Finally, our vehicle is not as neat as theirs. No, ours usually looks like this:

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There's junk. Everywhere. There's stains. Weirdly, there are socks. It sort of smells like meat. I don't know why.


So no.

We'll never go viral with a lip syncing video.